Senator Obama,
I have some awful news: You are about to become the President of the United States of America.
I know, it’s crazy! I mean, who would have imagined this when you started your campaign two years ago? This whole process should have been much simpler for you — raise your national profile and stature in the party, bow out gracefully, help get Hillary elected, work another eight years in the Senate, maybe write another book (“The Intrepidity of Aspiration”?), run again (this time for real) with the same eloquence and inspirational message, but also the credibility that comes with grey hair and a couple of scandals, and get elected President in 2016. What a career.


